I know we've been together for a few years now. And it's true that we've had some good times. But you're just not there for me when it counts. Like when I need green onions. And for goodness sake, is it too much to ask that a giant supermarket chain have skim milk? Listen, I have a baby now. I don't have time to run around, willy-nilly, getting lost in your huge expanse while looking for peanut butter. I'm going back to my former boyfriend, Sobeys. Sobeys always has green onions when I need them. Don't get me wrong, I hope we can still be friends. At least when I need to buy diapers and clothes.
T Mc Q
ps - After a disappointing trip to Superstore, it finally warmed up and we went out for a walk/sleigh ride. Next time I get to ride in the sleigh.