Talia this morning, upon realizing her Daddy wasn't home: (sad face) My Daddy runned away. He no yalike me anymore.
Me: (thinking this was the saddest thing I'd ever heard) Oh Tally, Daddy loves you! He just went golfing, he's coming back.
Talia: (head in hands): But Daddy's all gone. WHO WILL TURN ON CAILLOU?!? ON DA TV!!
Rainer will be so touched that his little girl missed him, and his TV skills, so much.