So, you may remember that Ruby turned 1 back in March, so of course that means that it was time for my "you-had-a-baby-a-year-ago-but-it-still-seems-too-soon-for-the-doctor-to-be-all-up-in-yer-business" appointment. My doctor is lovely and I honestly could not imagine ever seeing a different doctor, ever, so it was only mildly irritating when she basically said "time to lay off the double-doubles, fatty." (I may be paraphrasing.) Sigh. After the Ruby diet I was super skinny, but once I was able to eat like a normal person, I apparently spent the next 3 months making up for lost time. And calories.